Great news, Republicans!
Dear Sir’s [sic]
My name is David Dinwiddie[,] and I am a write[-]in candidate for Governor.
I am registered to vote as a Republican[,] and I campaigned for Gerald Ford in [‘]76.So[,] the good news is[]… [i]f that other Republican don’t [sic] work out, there’s still one on the ticket[]… ya just gotta write my name in.
[R]espectfully,
David E. Dinwiddie, Pine Bluff
I’ll go ahead and file this email under “Uh…ok, good to know.” (Note: punctuation edited both for snarkiness and to appease my OCD needs.)