AR-Gov: Like Wearing A Fur Coat To A PETA Meeting

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    Great news, Republicans!

    Dear Sir’s [sic]
    My name is David Dinwiddie[,] and I am a write[-]in candidate for Governor.
    I am registered to vote as a Republican[,] and I campaigned for Gerald Ford in [‘]76.

    So[,] the good news is[]… [i]f that other Republican don’t [sic] work out, there’s still one on the ticket[]… ya just gotta write my name in.

    [R]espectfully,

    David E. Dinwiddie, Pine Bluff

    I’ll go ahead and file this email under “Uh…ok, good to know.” (Note: punctuation edited both for snarkiness and to appease my OCD needs.)