Great news, Republicans!
Dear Sir’s [sic]
My name is David Dinwiddie[,] and I am a write[-]in candidate for Governor.
I am registered to vote as a Republican[,] and I campaigned for Gerald Ford in [‘]76.
So[,] the good news is… [i]f that other Republican don’t [sic] work out, there’s still one on the ticket… ya just gotta write my name in.
David E. Dinwiddie, Pine Bluff
I’ll go ahead and file this email under “Uh…ok, good to know.” (Note: punctuation edited both for snarkiness and to appease my OCD needs.)