Overheard At My Polling Location While Voting For Bill Halter

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    Election official #1: “I guess I won’t see Tina today.”
    Election official #2: “Who?”

    [long exchange of “Tina ___?” “No, you know, Tina who ____.”]

    Election official #2: “Why, did she vote early?”
    Election official #1: “No…she voted Republican.”
    Election official #2: “Ohhh. Hmmm.”

    [long pause]

    Election official #1: “You know her daddy is turning over in his grave.”
    Election official #2: “Yeah, that’s just awful.”