Tuesday, May 21, 2024

AL-Gov: Critical Thinking Is Highly Overrated

Nope, the “AL” up there is not a typo.

Normally, I wouldn’t even comment on the race to be Alabama’s next governor, but this is just… wow.

Gasp! You mean your opponent doesn’t believe that people used to live to be hundreds of years old, that there was a worldwide flood that just happens to not be in the fossil record, that God turned someone into a pillar of salt, or that some guy built a boat large enough to hold two of every animal and also managed to round all of those animals up (to say nothing of feeding them for 40 days)?

Man, the audacity of that guy, not blindly believing stuff that is so obviously allegorical. Where does he get off? Next thing you know, he’s going to start telling people that the universe is nearly 14 billion years old! Alabama absolutely cannot have THAT!

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