Just sit right back, and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of some rightward twits
Who threw a party serving tea
Aboard a flound’ring ship
The mate was a vocal Birtherman
The skipper a greedy rube
If the passengers should win the White House
America would be screwed, America would be screwed
The people started wising up
The Koch Brothers bore the cost
If not for the help of Fox & Friends
The White House would be lost, the White House would be lost
The polls went down on the weakness of
A cast of Tea Party fools
With Jindaligan,
The Skipper, too,
The millionaire,
And his waif,
A reality TV star,
The “Professor,” and
Scary Ann…
Here on Jindaligan’s Isle!
