2018 Tournament of Fools

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Rushing Spanks Henderson To Advance

This much anticipated matchup between State Rep. Laurie Rushing and her boyfriend State Rep. Ken Henderson sadly failed to live up to the pre-game hype. Rushing, never one to miss a chance to advance herself at the expense of someone…

Rapert Smokes Cox In Second Round

In a matchup where the pre-game prayer took 45 minutes and had many in attendance falling asleep, noted bigot State Sen. Jason Rapert pulled out to an early lead on noted bigot Jerry Cox. Both players claimed to have Jesus…

Hutchinson Dominates Gray In Second Round Thrashing

Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson is still eying a Final Four matchup with Jan Morgan. That much is obvious. But first, he took a turn pounding Michelle Gray who was fresh off her win over I-40 expansion. Hutchinson wasted no time…

Stodola Advances Over One Of The Meekses

We’re 65% sure that it was Stephen Meeks who won the first-round matchup of Meeks brothers, though, again, they are so similarly indistinguishable in their worthlessness that we can’t be positive. Regardless of which one it was, they were no…

Davis Upsets Reed To Advance to Sweet 16

JaNan Arnold Davis (who was incorrectly listed as JaNan Arnold when she subbed in for Mark Martin at the last minute) came into this matchup with former Marco Rubio Chief of Staff Clint Reed as a huge underdog. Luckily for…

AR-15 Shoots Past Defenseless Ballinger In Upset Win

State Rep. Bob Ballinger was in a precarious situation from the start today. While he wanted to win this tournament game and move on, he was also incapable of allowing himself to do anything to limit the right of the…