Thursday, May 19, 2022

AR-15 Shoots Past Defenseless Ballinger In Upset Win

State Rep. Bob Ballinger was in a precarious situation from the start today. While he wanted to win this tournament game and move on, he was also incapable of allowing himself to do anything to limit the right of the AR-15 to exist and flourish and be made available to toddlers of all ages.

Unfortunately for viewers of this game, that meant that Bob simply stood at half court and made excuses for why it was ok that the AR-15 was hitting shot after shot without Bob trying to stop it in the least. “AR-15s don’t score baskets; people score baskets,” Ballinger opined as the AR-15 scored another basket in the background. The AR-15 moves on to face Alan Clark in the third round.

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